He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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