worst night to have a conscience
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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