Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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