i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
third nipple confirmed
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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