found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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