It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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