he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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