i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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