I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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