ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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