So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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