Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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