I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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