just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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