and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
