I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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