I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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