VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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