bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
honey bunches of taint.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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