i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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