in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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