I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
All I want is dick and wine.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
