So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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