there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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