we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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