try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
