Nicole vs. Life
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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