Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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