I haven't been this sober since birth.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I forget how to act sober
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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