just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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