i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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