My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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