It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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