this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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