She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I see more hoeing in ur future
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