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I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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