their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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