erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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