he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You ate ashes out of my bong
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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