Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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