When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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