I wannas sexs uuuuu
My first STD was from a foam party
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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