I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
