Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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