On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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