when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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