i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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