You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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