U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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