I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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