no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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