i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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