dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
