Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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