She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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